People keep asking me if I helped elect the booger.What’s the difference between a prince and a booger? A prince is an heir to the throne.What did the booger say to the finger? “Pick on someone your own size.”.What’s another name for a snail? A booger wearing a crash helmet.Why did the booger cross the road? Because he was being picked on.What’s a snot rocket’s favorite restaurant? Booger King.What do you call a booger on a diet? Slim Pickins’.What did the booger write in its Valentine’s Day card? “I’d pick you first.”.What did the booger say to the underside of the desk? “I’m stuck on you.”.
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